Let's break down the plots of each of these movies

Alex Maverick - Original Poster
I know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.
Jul 4, 2014 3:17 PM
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Moses Augustus
There's more to each of them but your narrow minded vision can't comprehend nothing. People always complain that movies are the same when in fact there favorite movies probably commit the same crimes. No one can tell me that every Batman film doesn't have a similar plot with a similar outcome. You all just like to choose Transformers films for that. Almost every single sequel suffers from this. I just don't understand you guys though. Personally if I hate a director or his movies I wouldn't blog about it everyday. That's what females do. I believe you guys think of this film daily and probably more than your love ones. I honestly feel for you guys as If I was just like you guys I would rather kill myself.
Jul 4, 2014 4:17 PM
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Alex Maverick
Moses AugustusThere's more to each of them but your narrow minded vision can't comprehend nothing. People always complain that movies are the same when in fact there favorite movies probably commit the same crimes. No one can tell me that every Batman film doesn't have a similar plot with a similar outcome. You all just like to choose Transformers films for that. Almost every single sequel suffers from this. I just don't understand you guys though. Personally if I hate a director or his movies I wouldn't blog about it everyday. That's what females do. I believe you guys think of this film daily and probably more than your love ones. I honestly feel for you guys as If I was just like you guys I would rather kill myself.


There's more to them? Yeah, that's not even remotely true. Adding in "Transformium," doesn't make the plot different than the previous movies.
Jul 4, 2014 4:40 PM
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Alex Maverick
Moses AugustusThere's more to each of them but your narrow minded vision can't comprehend nothing. People always complain that movies are the same when in fact there favorite movies probably commit the same crimes. No one can tell me that every Batman film doesn't have a similar plot with a similar outcome. You all just like to choose Transformers films for that. Almost every single sequel suffers from this. I just don't understand you guys though. Personally if I hate a director or his movies I wouldn't blog about it everyday. That's what females do. I believe you guys think of this film daily and probably more than your love ones. I honestly feel for you guys as If I was just like you guys I would rather kill myself.


And you're also speaking with a pseudo superiority complex as of you are not also on the same website doing the same exact thing. That we're doing. You even went to the trouble of writing an entire paragraph to (poorly) counter me. Does that make you a female as well?
Jul 4, 2014 4:42 PM
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Yale Jeong
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


actually, replace decepticons with fake decepticons cosplayers who don't transform and you get the fourth film
Jul 14, 2014 1:39 PM
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Shockwave the Logical
Hipster Elitist Maverick
Moses AugustusThere's more to each of them but your narrow minded vision can't comprehend nothing. People always complain that movies are the same when in fact there favorite movies probably commit the same crimes. No one can tell me that every Batman film doesn't have a similar plot with a similar outcome. You all just like to choose Transformers films for that. Almost every single sequel suffers from this. I just don't understand you guys though. Personally if I hate a director or his movies I wouldn't blog about it everyday. That's what females do. I believe you guys think of this film daily and probably more than your love ones. I honestly feel for you guys as If I was just like you guys I would rather kill myself.


There's more to them? Yeah, that's not even remotely true. Adding in "Transformium," doesn't make the plot different than the previous movies.

There is more to them. The film series shows Optimus' descent into a sociopath. Notice how he grows more bloodthirsty with every new movie?
Jul 14, 2014 6:26 PM
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ChillinDylan Godsend
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


^This. And, LOL at the prospect of someone passionately arguing against this.
Jul 14, 2014 7:16 PM
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Alex Maverick
ChillinDylan Godsend
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


^This. And, LOL at the prospect of someone passionately arguing against this.


Anyone who tries to legitimately argue this is grasping at straws.
Jul 15, 2014 1:44 AM
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Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...
Jul 15, 2014 9:09 AM
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Christian Kneier
Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...
Jul 15, 2014 9:09 AM
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Loki Son of Odin
Christian Kneier
Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...

Yeah! Hurr, big robots go smash smoosh! Women have boobs! HURR! Smash smash crush make me happy!
Jul 15, 2014 9:41 AM
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Christian Kneier
Loki Son of Odin
Christian Kneier
Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...

Yeah! Hurr, big robots go smash smoosh! Women have boobs! HURR! Smash smash crush make me happy!


Yes indeed giant robots fighting each other are awesome to watch! And yes, having some nice woman in the mix never hurts too...but then again you may like boring snore fests with ugly old ladys? Thats fine with me.
Jul 15, 2014 10:02 AM
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Alex Maverick
Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...


Reading is hard for you. I understand.
Jul 15, 2014 11:25 PM
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Alex Maverick
Christian Kneier
Loki Son of Odin
Christian Kneier
Christian Kneier
Hipster Elitist MaverickI know, it's difficult to actually try to find a plot in these shit piles, but let's give it a shot.

Transformers: In the first movie, the Autobots have to keep the All Spark away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Revenge of the Fallen: In the second movie, the Autobots have to keep the Matrix away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Dark of the Moon: In the third movie, the Autobots have to keep the Pillars away from the Decepticons because they have the power to destroy all human life. Shia LaBeouf and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

Age of Extinction: In the fourth movie, the Autobots have to keep the Seed away from the Decepticons because it has the power to destroy all human life. Mark Wahlberg and a band of other human characters you don't give a shit about try to help.

And there you have it.


All i read here is bla bla bla I have forgotten how to have fun with movies bla bla bla...

Yeah! Hurr, big robots go smash smoosh! Women have boobs! HURR! Smash smash crush make me happy!


Yes indeed giant robots fighting each other are awesome to watch! And yes, having some nice woman in the mix never hurts too...but then again you may like boring snore fests with ugly old ladys? Thats fine with me.


Why do you need to see boobs in movies? Do you not have Google images for that?
Jul 15, 2014 11:27 PM
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ChillinDylan Godsend
Christian Kneier Yes indeed giant robots fighting each other are awesome to watch!


Please don't reproduce.
Jul 16, 2014 6:51 PM
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Darth Washington
Christian KneierYes indeed giant robots fighting each other are awesome to watch!
With any other director, or at least a reasonably competent one, they WOULD be. That's what drives us crazy.
Jul 17, 2014 7:15 AM
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Yale Jeong
Hipster Elitist Maverick

Why do you need to see boobs in movies? Do you not have Google images for that?


Google images? Why not porno wensites?
Jul 19, 2014 9:33 AM
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Yale Jeong
Yale Jeong
Hipster Elitist Maverick

Why do you need to see boobs in movies? Do you not have Google images for that?


Google images? Why not porno websites?
Jul 19, 2014 9:33 AM
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Alex Maverick
Yale Jeong
Hipster Elitist Maverick

Why do you need to see boobs in movies? Do you not have Google images for that?


Google images? Why not porno wensites?


Does it matter? The same results are generated.
Jul 19, 2014 11:38 AM
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Johnny Ca$h
Diogo Mendes
Moses AugustusThere's more to each of them but your narrow minded vision can't comprehend nothing. People always complain that movies are the same when in fact there favorite movies probably commit the same crimes. No one can tell me that every Batman film doesn't have a similar plot with a similar outcome. You all just like to choose Transformers films for that. Almost every single sequel suffers from this. I just don't understand you guys though. Personally if I hate a director or his movies I wouldn't blog about it everyday. That's what females do. I believe you guys think of this film daily and probably more than your love ones. I honestly feel for you guys as If I was just like you guys I would rather kill myself.


A guy who keeps defending a movie with an overall rating of 17% should be stoned to death. Seriously, I don't mind if you like the movie (even thought that your taste in movies seems hilariously bad), what I do mind is that you protect this movie like it was a piece of art. This movie is horribly written, is filled with absurds chaotic action sequences, is badly acted, has the same plot from the other movies and has no character development. Through all of this, you're still sucking Michael Bay's cock who doesn't know how to make a GOOD movie. Why you don't stop whining and kill yourself instead? I don't know, buy a 9mm or stick a C4 in your ass. Be simple.


You liked The Amazing Spiderman 2 you have absolutely NO right to be judging someone else's movie taste, just STFU!
Jul 21, 2014 5:33 AM
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