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Y'all should get around to seeing Knight of Cups 2: Song to Song.
Jun 28, 2017 5:35 AM
My friend and I must be the only two people on the planet that didn't like Get Out. Moar like get outta the theater.
Jun 28, 2017 5:32 AM
1 more day.

And the trailers are great. Just enough to show off Joon-ho's absurdist sensibilities. Hope it's better than Snowpiercer.
Jun 28, 2017 4:52 AM
jasper de largeOh boy! Is Izzy a centrist, or is she a genuine liberal? THE INQUISITION CONTINUES!


She's a she? WHOAH. I called her a cunt. Fucking a'! That would piss off most people.
Jun 28, 2017 4:49 AM
Izzy Black
?jasper de large
You have persistently been the most closed-minded, insulting and intellectually dishonest person I've ever encountered on this forum. Only Crumb could give you a run for your money in that regard


The fuck? I must be in the Twilight Zone.

You're in the wrong zone. What the fuck happened to the Corrierinos? You get too snobby for them?
Jun 28, 2017 4:48 AM
I never thought I'd get bored of hearing 'new Terrence Malick film'. Since Song to Song was basically Knight of Cups 2 I'm sure Radegund or whatever will be part three.
Jun 28, 2017 4:47 AM
Janson Jinnistan
Black PhilipJanson should get hit by a bus more often.

Just try not to be masturbating in the back seat when it happens.

I'll be masturbating into your mouth.
Jun 28, 2017 4:23 AM
Y'all should see The Bad Batch. The latest from Ana Lily Amirpour.
Jun 28, 2017 4:23 AM
IsaacMoebiusly is a great word. If Janson invented it, he should invent words more often.

Janson should get hit by a bus more often.
Jun 28, 2017 3:50 AM
Add The Bad Batch to my list of great movies and another somewhat strange art-house psychedelic horror film about dystopian cannibals.
Jun 28, 2017 3:49 AM
Janson JinnistanMoebius Freud over here.

That's moebiusly Freud to you, holmes.
Jun 28, 2017 3:45 AM
No Jasper, there is a long line of snobs at RT. In fact I think all the nice people left and we have the intelligentsia left with us to spread their cold, calculated words.

I don't remember when Izzy started becoming a cunt.
Jun 28, 2017 3:44 AM
The Bad Batch (Ana Lily Amirpour/2017) 7/10

Did not know that this film won the Grand Jury Prize at Venice 2016. Well the follow-up to A Girl Who Walks Home Alone At Night is here and it's a damn good one.
Jun 28, 2017 3:41 AM
Greengrass' Bloody Sunday is a classic. Better than any of Nolan's films except for Following.
Jun 28, 2017 3:05 AM
Janson JinnistanLet me see if I can put it in a sentence.

"Lux's mother moebiusly and somewhat miraculously found a way to fuck her face with her ass."

Hah. That would actually offend me if I hadn't talked to my mother in 2 years. I don't even think about her. Because of the cunt I am the way I am today. The fucking religious fucking cunt.
Jun 28, 2017 3:01 AM
DENIS VILLENEUVE

We're talking about the director that made the incendiary Incendies.
Jun 28, 2017 3:00 AM
Nothing wrong with the link. It's just streaming CAMs. You can always watch The Seven Samurai in HD but you'd have to watch it on your computer. I think I'll wait until TCM.
Jun 28, 2017 2:58 AM
Get Out was so bad I'm glad I didn't pay to see the crap.
Jun 27, 2017 5:24 AM
DaMUProbably to needle you into more gay panic jokes.

How can you say 'gay panic' about a guy who admittedly has sucked cock before and enjoyed it? You should try it some time. Warm hot jizz down the throat.
Jun 27, 2017 5:10 AM