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HoboJoeSo uh, Jaylen Brown is playing okay, I guess?

You shouldn't have given the Celtics that Groupon coupon for 40% off points scored.
May 20, 2017 2:35 AM
I'm hesitant to look because I've always found Clickhole to be fucking godawful. The Onion sometimes shares Clickhole stories on my FB and not a one has made me laugh, I always click block all from Clickhole but it never works.
May 20, 2017 2:26 AM
I don't feel nearly as badly about Toronto getting swept by 11, 22, 21 and 7 points. 2 of the games were still competitive well into the second half.
May 20, 2017 2:22 AM
Bigwig
Little IrishJournalist arrested for trying to ask questions during Price visit

Well, I wasn't there, but according to the article it looks like he was arrested for continually trying to breach security. Not for asking questions.

I haven't read the details extensively, but by "breaching security", they supposedly mean he thrust his recorder over security officials to try to catch any comment.
May 10, 2017 10:19 PM
I draft Danny Green every year, and maybe one out of 12 games he shows up with any points. He's just one of those guys who gets you 1.0 3s, 0.8 steals and 0.9 blocks or something, so it evens out.
May 10, 2017 2:45 AM
MosesThat cannot be your last possession before the end of regulation, Spurs. Even if Kawhi Leonard is gimpy, do something else rather than Patty Mills at the top of the key.

Pau Gasol fucked up, Pop burned a hole in his ear as they walked off the court.
May 10, 2017 2:39 AM
This Spurs-Rockets game makes up somewhat for the blowouts.
May 10, 2017 1:54 AM
Gets all excited when he sees that magician Teller has responded to one of his tweets, but it's just blank.
May 8, 2017 4:41 AM
theVictorian
boozeI hope he switches places with Osman or Kelly in some sort of Freaky Friday accident.

Dude, too far.

To be honest, I wasn't really looking at the posts and didn't realize you were wishing death on him by 1000 paper cuts.
So, 1000 paper cuts then.
May 8, 2017 4:34 AM
I hope he switches places with Osman or Kelly in some sort of Freaky Friday accident.
May 8, 2017 4:30 AM
I hope he gets convicted of a serious crime and permanently has his TV privileges withdrawn in prison. And a shiv to the clitoris or whatever.
May 8, 2017 4:20 AM
Infinitus Corsair
boozeJust skip through it quickly, but possibly the worst major fight in history was between Muhammed Ali and Japanese pro wrestler Antonio Inoki ("Giant Baba"). Ali landed 5 punches in the whole fight, Inoki stays the entire fight on his back and just kicked Ali's legs. It was a hugely hyped mixed-discipline match that Ali got $6 million for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS79C1XEqBc??

I'll field this one, Kent. Antonio Inoki and Shohei "Giant" Baba are two different dudes. The Regan and Goneril of puroresu.

Oh you're right. My posting is rusty. Inoki was the one who "fought" Ali.
May 8, 2017 4:16 AM
Just skip through it quickly, but possibly the worst major fight in history was between Muhammed Ali and Japanese pro wrestler Antonio Inoki ("Giant Baba"). Ali landed 5 punches in the whole fight, Inoki stays the entire fight on his back and just kicked Ali's legs. It was a hugely hyped mixed-discipline match that Ali got $6 million for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS79C1XEqBc??
May 8, 2017 4:11 AM
Ivan the Terrible
Bigwig
Ivan the Terribletesting

EDIT: Nope. I can't swap names to Ivan the Terrible, I guess.

Happy Birthday

It's too late for that now.

Happy Afterbirthday then, I got you these rubber gloves.
May 5, 2017 9:07 AM
It's great drama, but Broadchurch is goddamned painful to watch this year.
Apr 4, 2017 3:33 PM
At least one of you sonsofbitches needs to begrudgingly acknowledge my winning of the RT fantasy league.
Apr 4, 2017 3:31 PM
Paris the GoatHow are we doing the draft order next year, again?

Moses is commish now, I'm not 100% positive but I believe it's top 6 are reverse as normal, but the bottom 6 are fighting it out in the consolation section, winner getting the first pick (so it's an anti-tanking measure).
Mar 27, 2017 9:03 PM
HurricaneKid
I almost beat Booze in the RT league too. If I had put Mirotic in rather than Holmes Sunday I would have won. As it was, I was within 4 points at halftime of the last game but Gary Harris did nothing in the 2nd half and I lost closely on pts and Bl.

Yeah, and if I had bothered to put in a sub for Boogie I would have won 6-3. How about you stop pretending you could have won. Ozmatic or Wreck, yeah you would have beaten them, but my team is built to win playoff series. I beat Oz a few years ago 8-0-1 in the finals, I'm predicting 7-2 this time. Keep trying to win that consolation bracket, I'm going to have to lose one of Harden, Cousins or Gobert, who are all top-6 players.
Mar 27, 2017 8:56 PM
PaulsonOh, shit balls, I forgot to set my lineup. Eh, I probably wasn't going to win anyways.?

I added up what you would have had for the week, and you would still have lost by the same 7-2 score. Sure, you might have been able to nick another point by making line-up changes and making it more respectable. If you kept the same line-ups, you would have lost FTM by two and assists by one. You didn't really have a chance at a 5th win in any category, the margins in the others would have been too big. Don't worry, if I get Oz in the finals I'll hammer him for you.
Mar 20, 2017 4:01 AM
Moses
booze
MosesKhris Middleton played in his first set of back-to-back games last night (33 and 30 minutes respectively). HurricaneKid, in our league, I have no excuses if my team fails. With pick-ups Middleton, Jusuf Nurkic, Yogi Farrell, and now Richaun Holmes, I believe this is the strongest my team has been all season long. Plus, Robert Covington has been playing out of his mind. See you in the finals.

In the real RT league, I have Khris Middleton, Jusuf Nurkic and Yogi Farrell, and you won't even make the playoffs. I'll see you in the finals, I'll get you a baseline spectator seat.

I had forgotten that we adopted Bigwig's suggestion. That was a fine idea. I need to balance my team out as I haven't had a decent SG behind Jimmy Butler all year.

EDIT: My bigs are actually really good, and I have shown up and played well against Wreckloose. I can live with that.

I'm going to be pounding #6 Hurricane Kid tonight, and he'll come out of it 1-8 or 2-7 depending on FG%, only certain to win turnovers. It's unfortunate you got Wreck this week as you might have been able to make a big jump toward playoff contention. Instead, you'll have to settle for the consolation rounds.
Mar 5, 2017 9:21 PM