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Oct 17, 2017 8:44 AM
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Sprague DawleyAnyone else hooked on these goddamn US reality tv car/recycled shop shows?

These shows all suck.

i know that so why am I still fucken watching hang on don't answer that. Cunt.
Oct 17, 2017 8:42 AM
[font=Georgia]Harvey Weinstein To Donate Cock To Smithsonian

--NY Times--

Disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has pledged that upon his passing he will donate his cock to The Smithsonian Institute. "This piece has shaped the movie industry for the last 3 decades" said Weinstein. "It has seen everything. It has been the ultimate powerbroker in the industry. Million dollar careers and billion dollar movie franchises have risen and fallen in accordance with the whims of the cock."

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The empty display case currently reserved for Harvey Weinstein's cock.

Mr Weinstein is currently recovering from sex in his Sex Recovery Clinic which is located in Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.
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Oct 16, 2017 5:40 AM
cock stiffy new release:

THE STALLION - The Dark Side Of The Wall 3xLP (In The Red), normally I7d jump at any COUNTRY TEASERS project, espec a wacky track for track cover of The Wall but wft heard a few snippets, it's just Wallers fuckign around on the casiotone again.

reissued:

EPI2102 Jets To Brazil "Four Cornered Night" 2xLP?
EPI2101 Jets To Brazil "Orange Rhyming Dictionary" 2xLP

no more mega bux discogs copies. Think I sold both on eBay for a bumload aboot 15 years ago

oct 16:

UFOMAMMUT - 8 Neurot Recordings NR 103 LP?

really though wghy fucken bother, I have nothing in common musically with any of the arcade fire hipster mainstream disco tosh tools that post in this threaed anyway, may as well be done with it and join an actual fuciken music forii
Oct 14, 2017 12:54 AM
currentlky wathcing 5 telly shows concurrently, I know, I know, I am a mulsti taskign genious.

Supernatural: the trouble & strife and I started watching this years ago. she fell by the wayside a couple of seasons back but there I am, still trundling along in season 11, having somehow watched every single fucken episdoe wft


Preacher: fuckien great although iHomo the actual precher himself is kind of a bit of a nothing.

Rick and Morty: Oh God, the internet tells me there is now a smug cunt cohort of little boy internet warrior millenials who fancy themselves as Rick? Ergo visa visor only fuckwits are fans of this show

Mock the week: season 16. still killing it after all these years. Hugh Dennis still the man

Ray Donovan: this season I have been FAST FORWARDING past ALL the sooky parts involving flashbakc segments with Ray's dead fucking wife. She was some sort of spoilt 1st world Mrs Sopranos princess when she was alive, who Ray treated like fucking shit, basically ignoring her while he ploughed anyone that took even a vague interest in him, now all of a sudden in detah she7s fucken Mother Teresa gtfo

what else? Tried Bojack, made it thru the first 2.5 episodes only to get annoyed and giveTFU
Oct 14, 2017 12:42 AM
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Oct 14, 2017 12:22 AM
[font=Georgia]Nuremburg Barbie "Fuming" That Harvey Weinstein "Never Even Once" Tried To Rape Her.
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--NY Times--

Nuremburg Barbie, speaking out from her new home in Mexico, having defected from the US earlier this year, is said to be "fuming" that Hollywood movie mogul and serial sex predator Harvey Weinstein "never even fucking once" tried to rape her.

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"OH FUCK NO."

"Not once" seethed the reptilian-countenanced former advisor to President Trump as she draped herself lasciviously across a chaise lounge, buck naked, legs akimbo, while slowly and absent-mindedly grinding yet another taco shell into the steel-jawed hunting trap between her legs that she called her vagina. "Oh that, it'll eat anything" she asided, waving off consternation before carrying on "I made sure I was alone with Harvey in a hotel room at least 400 times during the last 30 years and he never even made one single advance. Always just blinked out some variation of "who are you and what the fuck are you even doing here?"

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[font=georgia]"Hola, mein el pubus frackazoid le gash el diablo taco wedgie?"
--Nuremburg Barbie in Tijuana trying to buy more taco shells to mash into her sabre-toothed gash.
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Oct 11, 2017 10:49 AM
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Oct 7, 2017 4:02 AM
It7s back! Fucking cunt!

Mad to think that one tiny pesky unattended little button could topple the whole forii and thus casually consign I.Corsair's 80,000 15-year post count to the eternally frozen unreachable ether. Who the arse is running this place


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Oct 7, 2017 3:58 AM
[font=georgia]Ivanka Trump Invites Nuremburg Barbie To Gitmo Black Ops Bukkake Shooting.
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[font=georgia]--USA Today--[/font]

[font=georgia]Nuremburg Barbie has taken time out from her tequila-soaked defection in Mexico to make her way via underground tunnels to Gitmo with the express purpose of rendevouzing with President Trump's beautiful, beautiful daughter Ivanka Trump in order for the pair to take part in a highly classified US military black ops bukkake film shooting.

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[/font][font=georgia]"We're doing it for the troops." said Ivanka (centre), pictured here still fully clothed.[/font]
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According to one buck-naked General just off-camera, "we are treating this as a tactical military exercise, therefore at 0800 hours, once we have escorted the army chicks in camou's OUT of the fucken room, we are set to assemble with military precision into our python-formation bukkake queues. Then at 0810 hours, the platoon will instigate tugging it to Ivanka. Then, once we have eyes on The Prize, Codename Nuremburg Barbie, I repeat Codename Nuremburg Barbie, then we initiate payload paydirt man-spooge airborne drone strikes all over theface, boobs, eyelids, teeth, back teeth, back teeth fillings, and finally, the magnificent Trumpian-pubed hair of the taco-faced Prize, hold on, word coming through, the army chicks have been booted, the camera's are set up, we are a go, I repeat, we are a go, platoon form up to commence and initiate Operation Nuremburg Barbie Pubus Memorandus."[/font]

Oct 6, 2017 9:08 AM
great press conference on CNN, sherriff has a big yak then says any questions, press go berko and Sherriff replies to tjem, in chronological order:

dunno
cant say
cant say
fuck knows
yeah dunno
not sure
not at liberty to say
dunno
dunno
fuck knows
not fucken telling you
yeah nah
dunno

then someone asks "Did the shooter plan on getting out alive?" "YES".

wft. cagey cunt says YES to this one? wft. must have some evidence. How the fuck does?the cockhead?get out of there alive? he thought no prick would hear his fucken guns going off?
Oct 5, 2017 1:31 AM
[font="Meiryo",sans-serif]"It's my doodie to protect my family and do my jahhb, that's the real hero here, I was just doing my jahhb, you do your jahhb, do your damn jahhb, doing our doodie and protecting our family and being the real hero and doing our jahhb it's our doodie jahhb protect doodie jahhb oh just fuck off[/font]
Oct 4, 2017 2:44 AM
[font=georgia]Local Despot Has Sculptor Of Failed Family Crest Artwork Melted Down And Sprayed Directly Onto Failed Family Crest.

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A local despot, disappointed with a family crest that was lovingly hand-crafted for him over the course of the last 3 years, has had the craftsman responsible for the off-colour sculpture melted down and sprayed directly onto the crest.

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"If I wanted fucking yellow I would have asked for fucking yellow" sneered the vicious despot. "Keep it? No, I'm not going to fucking keep it. It's not gold. Like I fucking asked for. The dogs seem to like licking it, perhaps they can smell something on it that I cannot. I'll mount the yellow piece of shit in the servants quarters, to serve as a daily reminder to those gay black faggots down there as to what will happen if they fuck up too."

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"Yellow? Fucking yellow? I piss on yellow."
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"Now? What am I doing right now? Obviously, I'm pissing all over this fucking servant that I've just kicked unconscious, that's what I'm doing right fucking now. Cameras still rolling? ROLL ON, SONY MOTHERFUCKERS."[/font]



Oct 3, 2017 11:24 PM
Some internet wanker ragging on you too hard?

Report the cunt!

https://internetcitingcomm.wixsite.com/onreportyoucunt
Oct 3, 2017 11:16 PM
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Oct 3, 2017 11:07 PM
Sprague Dawley I kindly and benevolently rigged up this auxiliary lean-to in case this fucken tourettes spacco cunt locks me out again http://rottentomatoes.freeforums.net/

Forii shot in the face at dawn by Proboards. I blame Gigantor.
Oct 3, 2017 11:05 PM
[font="Meiryo",sans-serif]CNN having a MASSIVE tug over this one, oh God they just fucken love it, feverish reporting, eyes glinting, pulses racing, feasting on the news prey while never missing a trick to parse it to familiar seppo narratives "elements of Minority Report and Die Hard and John Rambo", plus all the elements required for your basic seppo drama "heroes everywhere, he was a hero, just doing his doodie, he was the real hero, he protected his family, we need to do our doodie to protect our family, the hero was unknown, a dark and mysterious hero this time, doodie, doodie, family, doodie, doodie" etc etc Anderson Cooper with a semi-automatic 5mm cocked up his arse, everyone au fait with all the gun part jargon, clips, drums, automatic, semi-automatic that *hello* causes the trouble in the first place you're welcome Mr & Mrs America all ships at sea[/font]
Oct 3, 2017 11:03 PM
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