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I mean, the obvious prediction is Golden State. There's no logical reason at all to pick Cleveland. But, 2016 and LeBron. So I'll pick Golden State in seven.
May 27, 2017 6:15 AM
Well, good point.
May 26, 2017 4:21 AM
I mean, who is older in this case? The "old school Canadian asshole" who likes this garbage ass hockey and wants to give Don Cherry a handy? Or the American who likes, you know, HOCKEY?
May 26, 2017 4:08 AM
Zuben
Bigwig
Zuben
BigwigFuck off Senators, garbage ass hockey team.

In a way I'm glad we lost; that way I can still enjoy this level of analysis into the finals.

You might even see some actual hockey. You know, instead of the clutching, grabbing, slashing fighting bullshit you fucks call hockey.

You make me terrified of getting older.

You make me terrified of being Canadian.
May 26, 2017 4:06 AM
Zuben
BigwigFuck off Senators, garbage ass hockey team.

In a way I'm glad we lost; that way I can still enjoy this level of analysis into the finals.

You might even see some actual hockey. You know, instead of the clutching, grabbing, slashing fighting bullshit you fucks call hockey.
May 26, 2017 4:00 AM
Fuck off Senators, garbage ass hockey team.
May 26, 2017 3:56 AM
briggm
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theVictorian
Bigwig
theVictorian
Bigwig
theVictorianThe worst thing about this whole incident is hearing Americans pronounce "Manchester".

How's that? In my experience there's no difference. I watch a lot of soccer, remember, so I hear English say the word like 2000x a year.

It's "MANch'ster", whereas most of the Americans I've heard say "MAN-CHEST-er".

That's just an accent thing, man. Seriously, you and the commonwealthers can get the fuck out with that bullshit. Not to mention that there are literally dozens of places in the states called Manchester, including a neighborhood about ten minutes away from me.

Well, I know there's a Paris in Texas, but I'd hardly ask their opinion on combining berets and onions.

Yeah but the national language of France is French.

Look, I've explained this before, but we own the language now. It's ours. It's telling that the American accent isn't hard to understand, but all of the commonwealth accents (outside of Canada sans Quebec) are often difficult for us to get easily. You there in Australia, or South Africa. You get more people, more bombs, and more money, and then I'll consider your accents. Until then, we're pronouncing it right, outside of accents. I'm totally pulling an American exceptionalism thing here, and I'm right on this one.

It's difficult for you fuckwits to get other accents because the farthest you twats travel is to Hawaii (obviously not if you live in a state close to Hawaii, but you know what I mean) You also don't watch any of our movies or TV shows, or if you do, like in your case with Animal Kingdom, you probably rely on the subtitles because you are SUCH a spaz, Bigwig. I doubt you've ever been out of the US. You've never even stepped foot in a bakery.

Fucking Trump, man. What a fucked up piece of shit country.

Nah. There's some sort of linguistic reason I read about once. Eat poop.
May 25, 2017 9:26 PM
Meow
Infinitus Corsair
MeowLast weekend, I had a vegan cheese that was fantastic, and a vegan chili that was also fantastic. These things never happen, so you gotta tell people about it, you know?

I call two bullshits on this post. Vegan cheese. You go to hell.

I've had some terrible vegan cheese. This was a "goat cheese" with sun dried tomatoes. I thought, man, what the hell, I'll try anything. If you just called it a tangy nut and tomato spread, you too would try it. And you would really like it. The vegan chili had fake ground beef from some new vendor that all the vegans at this party (why do I always end up around vegans?) were raving about. The ground beef tasted exactly like ground beef, but the chili overall was delicious. I added real cheese and sour cream to it.

Vegan "goat cheese." You don't get to put "goat" in quotes and exclude the goat. Godamnit, Meow. I will drive to Chicago and thumb wrestle you right the fuck now.
May 25, 2017 5:38 AM
MeowLast weekend, I had a vegan cheese that was fantastic, and a vegan chili that was also fantastic. These things never happen, so you gotta tell people about it, you know?

Oh wtf. I'm with IC. I eat plenty of vegan and/or vegetarian food that's terrific, but there's no such thing as good vegan chili or cheese. Shame on your shitty palate, living in such a good food city.
May 25, 2017 5:37 AM
theVictorian
Bigwig
theVictorian
Bigwig
theVictorianThe worst thing about this whole incident is hearing Americans pronounce "Manchester".

How's that? In my experience there's no difference. I watch a lot of soccer, remember, so I hear English say the word like 2000x a year.

It's "MANch'ster", whereas most of the Americans I've heard say "MAN-CHEST-er".

That's just an accent thing, man. Seriously, you and the commonwealthers can get the fuck out with that bullshit. Not to mention that there are literally dozens of places in the states called Manchester, including a neighborhood about ten minutes away from me.

Well, I know there's a Paris in Texas, but I'd hardly ask their opinion on combining berets and onions.

Yeah but the national language of France is French.

Look, I've explained this before, but we own the language now. It's ours. It's telling that the American accent isn't hard to understand, but all of the commonwealth accents (outside of Canada sans Quebec) are often difficult for us to get easily. You there in Australia, or South Africa. You get more people, more bombs, and more money, and then I'll consider your accents. Until then, we're pronouncing it right, outside of accents. I'm totally pulling an American exceptionalism thing here, and I'm right on this one.
May 25, 2017 5:34 AM
Meow
Bigwig
Infinitus CorsairMe too. So.


Bigwig. Drunk on a Wednesday. What's up with that?

I can't say I'm drunk. But I've been drinking. Not anymore now. Relaxing and bored. Should go to bed.

Not before you tell us all about this tilapia thing.

Oh he posted some kind of bullshit about tilapia on his page. One of those manufactured data graphics that's total bullshit. Few things bother me more than people who post that kind of unscientific nonsense. I'd rather him renounce that post than his imaginary friend in the sky.
May 25, 2017 5:26 AM
theVictorian
Bigwig
theVictorianThe worst thing about this whole incident is hearing Americans pronounce "Manchester".

How's that? In my experience there's no difference. I watch a lot of soccer, remember, so I hear English say the word like 2000x a year.

It's "MANch'ster", whereas most of the Americans I've heard say "MAN-CHEST-er".

That's just an accent thing, man. Seriously, you and the commonwealthers can get the fuck out with that bullshit. Not to mention that there are literally dozens of places in the states called Manchester, including a neighborhood about ten minutes away from me.
May 25, 2017 5:23 AM
Infinitus CorsairMe too. So.


Bigwig. Drunk on a Wednesday. What's up with that?

I can't say I'm drunk. But I've been drinking. Not anymore now. Relaxing and bored. Should go to bed.
May 25, 2017 5:15 AM
Scott, did God tell you to paste all those lies about tilapia on your facebook page?
May 25, 2017 4:46 AM
whathaveicreated
Bigwig
Esoteric AllusionWhy does Montana's state flag look like it was drawn by a 4th grader?

It wasn't. It was drawn by goat jizz coaxed from the cocks of goats who were blown/masturbated/jerked off/masturbated/rubbed/jerked off by whic's wife.


Always weird when Rooby gets out drunked.

Well, I'm not sober. But don't take the repetition as evidence.

May 25, 2017 4:20 AM
Infinitus Corsair
BigwigA better and more interesting discussion (rather than table finish) is whether or not this is the end of Wenger.

Idk if I find that interesting. If ownership want to spend money, Arsenal will be a perennial top four challenger. If they don't, it doesn't really matter who the manager is.

Ok, back to the league cup draw.
May 25, 2017 4:00 AM
Esoteric AllusionWhy does Montana's state flag look like it was drawn by a 4th grader?

It wasn't. It was drawn by goat jizz coaxed from the cocks of goats who were blown/masturbated/jerked off/masturbated/rubbed/jerked off by whic's wife.
May 25, 2017 3:57 AM
When I was young, I wasn't one to shy away from a fight. But then I aged, and realized that physically assaulting people is kind of dumb. But hey, you live in Texas.
May 25, 2017 3:51 AM
A better and more interesting discussion (rather than table finish) is whether or not this is the end of Wenger.
May 25, 2017 3:49 AM