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The Crystal Method - PHD
Apr 25, 2017 2:21 PM
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 good actors with horrible agents[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]1. Anna Kendrick[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Robert De Niro
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4. Meryl Streep
5. Gerard Butler
6. Ben Kingsley

Apr 25, 2017 2:20 PM
GarmarnaBrother Bear


No one cares. Go set yourself on fire.
Apr 25, 2017 2:19 PM
fuck you, Hazel.
Apr 25, 2017 2:18 PM
GarmarnaPEDOPHILIC FURRY PIC


Tell your mother to take that guy's cock out of her mouth and lock you in the basement where you can't get to a computer or children. You fucking creep.
Apr 25, 2017 2:18 PM

She had a great smile. I was thinking of checking out Galaxy of Terror - one of her only cinematic roles.

Reports now saying that she died from cancer but it sounds like she had a pretty rough time the last several years.
Apr 25, 2017 2:17 PM
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Apr 25, 2017 2:15 PM
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 good actors with horrible agents[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]1. Anna Kendrick[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Robert De Niro
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4. Meryl Streep

Apr 25, 2017 12:56 PM
Black Philip
Death ProofColossal (2016) - Written and directed by Nacho Vigalondo



How can you not love a movie made by a guy named Nacho?
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7.5/10


You should see some of his other stuff.



Well I do want to see Timecrimes.
Apr 25, 2017 5:30 AM
Black PhilipHey look my thread is back.

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Apr 25, 2017 5:28 AM
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Apr 25, 2017 5:26 AM
Colossal (2016) - Written and directed by Nacho Vigalondo



How can you not love a movie made by a guy named Nacho?


More dark comedy than monster movie, this film was co-produced by its star Anne Hathaway. She does a good job as an out-of-control party girl Gloria living with her boyfriend in New York City. When he gets tired of her behavior and kicks her out, Gloria returns to her hometown and reunites with her childhood friend, Oscar - an amazing portrayal by Jason Sudeikis. Around the same time, a kaiju has attacked Seoul in South Korea. Through a series of coincidences and detective work, Gloria realizes the kaiju is under her control. Things get more complicated when a giant yaeger robot shows up to face the kaiju.


Hathaway does a good job, but falls a little short of her portrayal as an out-of-work drunk. She just looks a little too clean. The rest of the cast is quite good, although Tim Blake Nelson is criminally underused. The real shining star here is Sudeikis - he does an amazing job as Gloria's former friend and present day creep. I don't think it could happen, but I swear the guy puts forth an Oscar-level performance here. The monster effects are pretty good (better than a SyFy Channel monster) and the direction is quite good. The only downside is the dialogue, which has a few funny or passionate moments but for the most part it falls flat. Still, this is worth a watch for the monsters and Sudeikis' performance.

I would look forward to seeing what else Nacho Vigalondo will come up with in the future. Perhaps most well know for his 2007 time travel film, Timecrimes, as well as segments in The ABC's of Death and VHS: Viral, Nacho has a strong interest in sci fi, aliens, and monsters. He has a good eye for cinematography but should work with a good screenwriter.



7.5/10

Apr 24, 2017 8:46 PM
13 topics that would make for terrible Baker's Dozen games

1. 13 movies about Polish seamstresses
2. 13 movies that have a character say the word "extraordinary" at the 45 minute and 17 second point of the film.
3. 13 Marvel movies that weren't humanity's single?greatest creation. Until they were supplanted by the next Marvel film which might make them penultimate I suppose. If that wasn't a blasphemous, inconceivable abomination of a premise that is.
4. 13 Hilarious Canadian comedies
5. Red and Reapers' 13 favorite leg exercises
6. 13 movies from the 1700's
7. Tommy Wiseau's 13 best films
8. 13 movies where the protagonist chops off a dragon's head with a chainsaw
9. 13 movies where Kevin Hart plays snooker
10. 13 Oscar Award winning films featuring Chris Kattan
11. 13 films about watching paint dry
Apr 24, 2017 11:32 AM
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 topics that would make for terrible Baker's Dozen games[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]1. 13 movies about Polish seamstresses[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]2. 13 movies that have a character say the word "extraordinary" at the 45 minute and 17 second point of the film.
3. 13 Marvel movies that weren't humanity's [/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]single [/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]greatest [/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]creation. Until they were supplanted by the next Marvel film which might make them penultimate I suppose. If that wasn't a blasphemous, inconceivable abomination of a premise that is.
4. [/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 Hilarious Canadian comedies
[/font]
5. Red and Reapers' 13 favorite leg exercises
6. 13 movies from the 1700's
7. Tommy Wiseau's 13 best films
Apr 23, 2017 11:46 PM
Obi Spenobi
Death Proof
Black PhilipTFA and Rogue one both ate a pair of donkey balls.

Still better than the prequels.

I don't know if this is a good time to throw the prequels a bone, but I watched Revenge of the Sith recently and had a thoroughly good time. And while it pales in comparison the competence of The Force Awakens, I think it amounts to a more sturdy addition to the Star Wars mythos. It had a concrete story to tell, an interesting one at that, it just didn't do it well. The Force Awakens, on the other hand, has little story to speak in spite of how smooth it is. The Force Awakens is the cream of the crop as far as wheel spinning goes.


But... but I have the high ground!


Apr 23, 2017 10:15 PM




[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 topics that would make for terrible Baker's Dozen games[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]1. 13 movies about Polish seamstresses[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]2. 13 movies that have a character say the word "extraordinary" at the 45 minute and 17 second point of the film.
3. 13 Marvel movies that weren't humanity's [/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]single [/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]greatest [/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]creation. Until they were supplanted by the next Marvel film which might make them penultimate I suppose. If that wasn't a blasphemous, inconceivable abomination of a premise that is.
4. [/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 Hilarious Canadian comedies
[/font]
5. Red and Reapers' 13 favorite leg exercises

Apr 23, 2017 10:14 PM
It's no Donald Trump, that's for sure.
Apr 23, 2017 10:12 PM
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]13 RT posters?[/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif](old & new)?[/font][font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]who could benefit from psychiatric care?[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]1. Harrycarrybigfoot[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]2. MaxRenn
3. Aplesaft... Appleshaft... Apeslaft... y'know, that one guy
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[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]4. Red[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]5. Black Phillip
6. Nameless
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[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]7. Ihop Grande[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif]8. Ben Organa[/font]
9. Square M.
10. Bacardi Jim
11. Hazelrabbit
Apr 23, 2017 4:13 PM
Garmarna

Nothing Left to Fear



Why do you keep posting?
Apr 23, 2017 4:13 PM