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where's Gorb?
Sep 1, 2017 6:09 AM
Perry Como - Magic Moments
Sep 1, 2017 6:09 AM
bob goose was 85 yards out from the hole on 3. he took a lob wedge and with the easiest swing, bladed it 20 yards over the green before he chunked his chip 4 feet...

soon later he would turn into an expressionless paper cutout...
Aug 31, 2017 3:04 AM
Edge of Tomorrow - 8/10

The first 2/3 of it gets a 10/10.
Aug 30, 2017 1:36 AM
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]13 films better viewed at home as opposed to at the theatre

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[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]1. Panic Room[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]2. Asian Assmasters Vol, 12[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]2. Dazed & Confused[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]3. My Little Pony[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]4. Ringu[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]5. Clerks II[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]6. The Tree of Life[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]7. The Breakfast Club[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]8. Dunkirk[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]9. Deep Throat[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]10. Behind the Green Door[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]11. The New World
12. Payback[/font]

Aug 30, 2017 1:33 AM
13 films better viewed at home as opposed to at the theatre

1. Panic Room
2. Asian Assmasters Vol, 12
2. Dazed & Confused
3. My Little Pony
4. Ringu
5. Clerks II
Aug 28, 2017 9:23 PM
Incipit SSSR - N.K.V.D.
Aug 28, 2017 9:22 PM
Hopefully. Obviously people have been hating on some of his material lately, but who can honestly say they've watched recent stuff and didn't laugh a little at points. He's still a really goofy guy, we all just want to see him flip his lid and that's just not happening and probably won't happen as often these days. I'm still hopeful of a comeback for at least one more. I mean, at least a solid attempt such as Jim Carrey made for "Dumb and Dumber To". Maybe it didn't work perfectly, but it was a good try. I laughed my ass off the first couple times, but haven't re-watched in over a year now...
Aug 28, 2017 5:32 AM
Moonstruck - 8/10
Aug 28, 2017 5:23 AM
Geheime Staats Polizei - N.K.V.D.


Aug 28, 2017 5:22 AM
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]13 films whose theatrical cuts are superior to its other versions[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]
1. Star Wars
2. Payback[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]3. The Blues Brothers[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]4. Leon[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]5. Aliens[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]6. Cinema Paradiso[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]7. Almost Famous[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]8. Apocalypse Now
9. The Warriors
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[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]10. Return of the Jedi[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]11. Blade Runner (not my choice but my housemates)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]12. E.T.
13. Independence Day

13 films better viewed at home as opposed to at the theatre

1. Panic Room[/font]

Aug 28, 2017 5:20 AM
Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!
Aug 25, 2017 2:44 AM
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]13 films whose theatrical cuts are superior to its other versions[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]
1. Star Wars
2. Payback[/font]

Aug 25, 2017 2:43 AM
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]13 Horror Films starring before they were famous actors?[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]1. The Hunger (Willem Dafoe)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]2. A Nightmare on Elm Street (Johnny Depp)
3. Leprechaun (Jennifer Aniston)[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (Ren'ee Zellweger)
[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]5. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Crispin Glover)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]6. The Terror (Jack Nicholson)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]7. Halloween (Jamie Lee Curtis)[/font]
8. Midnight Madness (Michael J Fox)
9. Night of the Living Dead (1990) (Tony Todd)
Aug 23, 2017 6:48 PM
Bertrand Zobrist
Aug 23, 2017 7:45 AM
Amityville II: The Possession - 7.25/10

I don't know why they went with this title. I think it would have been better if it were called Rocky 23: The Evil Takeover of Paulie's House.

Yes, I realize this movie was made in 1982, but since I'm bored I have to try to make something out of nothing...we'll just pretend that in the early 80's time has been in kind of a stasis, and we're all in sort of a early 1980's limbo.

So, Rocky isn't in this one, obviously. He was in the first 18, and briefly in 20, but now it's the after years. In this one I guess Paulie buys this house, moves in with his family and the place ends up being haunted. He's still typical old Paulie, drunk, abusive and completely a belligerent drunken cigar smoking good ol' boy as he usually is. Now that Rocky is out of his and his family's life, this is the after years as Paulie ventures out into the rural areas with his family, only to have his new house overridden with demons and pure unsuspected evil. It's never stated, but maybe he bought the house 6 years ago to get the kid that gets possessed going on some training in the basement like Tommy Gunn. But then again, maybe not. But if so, now that 6 years have gone by and the kid is past his prime, no more ideas of training left. Only one last gasp effort to rid the house of the pure evil that has occupied it over the years. Side note: In Rocky 22, Paulie drank a pint of whiskey 30 min. into church service and 2 minutes into the sermon. He got belligerent/started pointing and screaming at the pastor making obscene gestures in the middle of the congregation and talking other undue random trash. Paulie doesn't go to church anymore...
Aug 23, 2017 7:26 AM
Hey Blumacaw, quit spamming in this thread you fuckin' asshole
Aug 22, 2017 6:17 PM
The Core - 7.5/10
Aug 22, 2017 6:15 PM
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]13 films with a scene that is borrowed/copied from another film[/font]

[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]1. Requiem for a Dream (Perfect Blue)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]2. Spy Hard (True Lies)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]3. Django Unchained (Zatoichi)[/font]
[font="Source Sans Pro", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]4. Phantom of the Paradise (Psycho)[/font]
5. High Anxiety (Vertigo, et al)
6. The Untouchables (Battleship Potemkin)
7. Hot Shots! Part Deux (Rambo: Frist Blood)
Aug 22, 2017 6:13 PM
Can anybody provide a link so I can get some detail, or did Genie delete it already? If this whole thing was 2 days ago, for some reason I still can't find it. Why am I always gone when this shit happens?
Aug 22, 2017 7:53 AM