Films i saw this Month (from crappiest to greatest)

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Rings (2017)

Julia becomes worried about her boyfriend, Holt, when he explores the dark urban legend of a mysterious video said to kill the watcher seven days after viewing. She sacrifices herself to save her boyfriend and in doing so makes a horrifying discovery: there is a "movie within the movie" that no one has ever seen before.
3/10
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May 3, 2017 5:27 PM
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The Bees (1978)

Corporate smuggling of South American killer bees into the United States results in huge swarms terrorizing the northern hemisphere. A small team of scientists work desperately to destroy the threat, but the bees soon mutate into a super-intelligent species that threatens the world.
4/10
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John Saxon plays... wait for it........................... Dr John Norman
Get it.. saxons & normans... oh never mind

And before you ask Captain Terror.. you can download it here
May 3, 2017 5:33 PM
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Nude For Satan (Explicit Version) (1974)

While driving through the countryside late at night, Dr. Benson finds a crashed car with a young woman hanging out of it. The doctor puts the girl in his car and drives for help to the nearest house, which turns out to be a mysterious castle. He is greeted at the door by a woman who looks exactly like the woman from the car, and she invites them both to stay for the night. The doctor soon discovers that his host is not the only one in the castle, and that this beautiful woman is concealing a terrifying secret.
4/10
Watch the cut version on youtube

Don't worry... the uncut version just has added hardcore porn that not only doesn't fit in with the movie but has a blatantly different actress
May 3, 2017 5:46 PM
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Voice from the Stone (2017)

Verena is a young nurse hired to help a mute young heir within an isolated castle in Tuscany. The more she observes the boy, the more Verena becomes convinced he has fallen under the spell of a powerful and otherworldly persona trapped in the castle's stone walls, one that seems to be quickly approaching on her.
4/10
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Not even the mighty mother of dragons and her nudey scene can save this borefest
May 3, 2017 5:57 PM
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Mazes And Monsters (1982)

Bound together by a desire to play "Mazes and Monsters," Robbie and his three college classmates decide to move the board game into the local legendary cavern. Robbie starts having visions for real, and the line between reality and fantasy fuse into a harrowing adventure.
2/10
Suffer for free on youtube

You'll need to roll a 14 strength, a 15 intelligence and at least a 16 Constitution to make it to the end.

Tom Hanks does stab a street punk though

You're hurting my youth!
May 3, 2017 7:09 PM
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Voice from the Stone (2017)

Verena is a young nurse hired to help a mute young heir within an isolated castle in Tuscany. The more she observes the boy, the more Verena becomes convinced he has fallen under the spell of a powerful and otherworldly persona trapped in the castle's stone walls, one that seems to be quickly approaching on her.
4/10
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Not even the mighty mother of dragons and her nudey scene can save this borefest

Wait, isn't this the actress who said she wasn't doing anymore nudity?
May 3, 2017 7:14 PM
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Not The Bees! I can't believe you watched it. That movie is ridiculous.
May 3, 2017 7:16 PM
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Ghost Delivery (2003)

Piroyan is a quiet person and felt himself very lonely,who will never be able to have a taste of love.He runs a business at home for a website called pheerok.com,which makes use of the computer technology together with black magic for him to have supernatural power.His main work is for ghost delivery-whenever an order is received,he will release a spirit from the haunted to the designated place.Once he release a cute female ghost Ratree.Pirayon also falls in love with Ratree,but he never expects that his enemy is coming..."Ghost Delivery" mixes elements of fantasy,comedy and romance.
5/10

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Not even the mighty mother of dragons and her nudey scene can save this borefest

Wait, isn't this the actress who said she wasn't doing anymore nudity?

May 3, 2017 7:45 PM
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Atrocious (2010)

Cristian and his sister, July, travel from Madrid to El Garraf with their parents and their little brother to spend the Holy Week in their old vacation home. They learn the legend of Melinda, a girl wearing a red dress that got lost in the labyrinth near the house, who helps people that also get lost in the spot. Carlos, a visiting family friend, tells the siblings that there are different, more sinister versions of the legend. July and Cristian use two hand-held cameras to explore the labyrinth and investigate the mystery of Melinda, until something horrible happens.
5/10
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May 3, 2017 7:51 PM
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House in the Alley (2012)

Until they lose their baby to a miscarriage, a young couple were happily settling into their new life in their spacious home. After the tragedy, Thao is inconsolable and won't let her baby's body leave the house. Normal life eludes her as terrifying visions undermine her sanity. Her husband, Thanh, experiences strange phenomena around their home and when his wife turns on him, he must race to uncover the secrets of the house in the alley before they lose their sanity and their lives.
5/10
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May 3, 2017 8:04 PM
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The Next Karate Kid (1994)

During a commemoration for Japanese soldiers fighting in the US Army during World War II, Mr. Miyagi meets the widow of his commanding officer. He gets to know her granddaughter Julie, an angry teenager who is still feeling the pain of losing both her parents in an accident and is having problems with her grandmother and her fellow pupils. Mr. Miyagi decides to teach her karate to get her through her pain and issues and back on the right path.
5/10
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I don't think i hurt wooley's youth with this one
May 3, 2017 8:14 PM
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Houseboat Horror (1989)

A rowdy rock group are accompanied by a film crew to desolate Lake Infinity to produce a music video. One night the musicians visit the local pub while the various members of the film crew satisfy their carnal desires with one another aboard the luxurious houseboat they are all staying in. They are so busy they fail to notice that a rampaging lunatic has snuck aboard the boat, and one by one the various characters are brutally slaughtered in a variety of grisly ways.
5/10
Watch it free on youtube



Stars Alan Dale who goes on to star in every US show ever aired

May 3, 2017 8:22 PM
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Pandora (2016)

Jae-Hyeok lives with his mother, his sister-in-law and nephew Min-Jae in a small Korean town. He is dating Yeon-Joo, while working at the local nuclear power plant. Meanwhile, Pyung-Sub works at the same nuclear power plant. He is worried about conditions there, but nobody in the government listens to him. An earthquake strikes the small town where Jae-Hyeok lives and causes explosions at the nuclear power plant. The situation quickly spirals out of control, leading the entire nation to panic. To prevent another nuclear disaster, Jae-Hyeok and his co-workers return to the nuclear power plant.
5/10
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Alas it gets unbelievably corny at the end, we're talking like that "2012" disaster movie cheesey
May 3, 2017 9:18 PM
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Camp Dread (2014)

The "Summer Camp" horror trilogy was one of the most popular franchises of the 1980s. However, the decade ended and so did director/writer Julian Barrett's career. Now Barrett has a plan to resurrect "Summer Camp" in a modern reboot that entails using a reality show as its template and source of fundraising. Should it succeed Barrett would once again be at the helm. Bringing together an eclectic group of young "contestants" as well as his former stars Rachel Steele and John Hill, Barrett seems to have put together a sure fire recipe for success. Then people start dying. For real. And "elimination" takes on a whole new meaning as "Dead.tv" clearly shows the slasher film has grown up.
5/10
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May 3, 2017 9:28 PM
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Colossal (2017)

Gloria (Anne Hathaway) is an out-of-work girl who, after getting kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend, is forced to leave her life in New York and move back to her hometown. When news reports surface that a giant creature is destroying Seoul, South Korea, Gloria gradually comes to the realization that she is somehow connected to his far-off phenomenon. As events begin to spin out of control, Gloria must determine why her seemingly insignificant existence has such a colossal effect on the fate of the world.
5/10
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Very messy film... one minute it's a serious drama about alcoholism and relationships.. then we get this giant monster stuff!!!
May 3, 2017 9:33 PM
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Airport 1975 (1974)

When the pilot of a small aircraft has a heart attack and crashes his plane into the cockpit of a Boeing 747, several members of the flight crew are killed and the pilot is blinded. Miraculously, the 747 stays in the air on auto-pilot with flight attendant Nancy Prior at the controls. Ground controllers, including her boyfriend Alan Murdock, try to teach her the basics but they soon realize they will have to get a trained pilot into the cockpit. Their first attempt fails and Murdock realizes he will have to do it. Meanwhile, various passengers have their own problems including a young girl who is destined to a life saving operation.
6/10
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May 3, 2017 9:41 PM
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Bloody Beach (2000)

A group of chat room buddies decide to meet together in reality on the beach for some fun in the sun. However, their vacation transforms into a nightmare as each person except Nam-kyeong (Kim Hyun Jung) is murdered by the mysterious person 'Sandmanzz' with gruesome deaths.
6/10
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May 3, 2017 9:44 PM
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Evil Under the Sun (1982)

Hercule Poirot is called in to investigate a case for an insurance company regarding firstly a dead woman's body found on a moor and then a important diamond sent to the company to be insured turns out to be a fake. Poirot discovers that the diamond was bought for Arlena Marshall by Sir Horace Platt and Arlena is on her honeymoon with her husband and step-daughter on a tropical island hotel. He joins them on the island and finds that everybody else starts to hate Arlena for different reasons - refusing to do a stage show, stopping a book, and for having an open affair with Patrick Redfern, another guest, in full view of his shy wife. So it's only a matter of time before Arlena turns up dead, strangled and Poirot must find out who it is...
6/10
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May 3, 2017 9:48 PM
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