Horniest 'Fantasy' characters in movie list

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Joined: Oct 2017
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Be warned! If you are coming in here looking for a highly perfected list... turn away now!

This list comes from my pure un-intelligentual lust of certain fantasy characters.

Some are from great movies, some from crappy movies... who cares! They made me move in my jeans and that's all that counts!

Thus... here I present the 'fantasy' characters that have tweeked my inner thighs!


Warning: I don't know half the information or names - so please don't take this list seriously. I mean, I do have a 'thing' for these characters, but it's all in good fun!
Oct 12, 2017 11:45 AM
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I have nude pics of your mother having a three way with a pair of orangutans. Maybe you can whack off to them instead of cartoons. At least those pics are real.
Oct 12, 2017 12:47 PM
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You aren't going to do shit, pussy. And Let it Go is one of the worst Disney songs ever.


If you want to make a list, then do a list of why you keep making new accounts here despite being banned dozens of times.

Oct 12, 2017 3:20 PM
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I apologize if i'm wrong but i still think this you D.P.

I mean the real Hazelrabbit never typed anything, plus your morbid fascination with him


In fact your probably John Dumbear as well
Oct 12, 2017 4:32 PM
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Why do you keep posting here?
Oct 12, 2017 5:20 PM
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Rumpled 4 SkinI apologize if i'm wrong but i still think this you D.P.

I mean the real Hazelrabbit never typed anything, plus your morbid fascination with him


In fact your probably John Dumbear as well


You're wrong, Rumpled.

This is where he got banned, a full 5 months before I joined in December of 2007:

http://forum.rottentomatoes.com/topic/show/847040?page=1



Hazel's meltdown begins around page 2. He is jealous and angry of Weitzman and Bomber's list, posts picture of nude Jungle Book children, and gets his dumb ass banned.

Oh, and says he loves little boys.

Click on Hazel's name and look back at his posts. Motherfucker speaks better english than I do. And I don't have the energy to look up the names of Scandinavian musicians to post in the What Are You Listening To thread. If someone were to reveal that Hazel was some sort of Andy Kaufman-level character roleplaying I would truly be impressed. But I'm not smart enough to come up with something like that.




Oct 12, 2017 5:34 PM
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Good god, man! It's starting threads now! RUN FOR THE HILLS.. that being Hazel's mom's hot dog neck...
Oct 12, 2017 9:35 PM
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He seems to have broken character here.
Oct 12, 2017 10:13 PM
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I don't know any of the back story on this dude/entity... but I may have to co-opt 'un-intelligentual'...

I couldn't craft that level of jabberwocky if I tried.
Oct 13, 2017 12:03 AM
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Let's not drag John Dumbear into this. He's provided a lack of pretense and level-headedness that this forum sorely needs. It's as if Eye Gore came back from the dead.
Oct 13, 2017 12:12 AM
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MaxRennLet's not drag John Dumbear into this. He's provided a lack of pretense and level-headedness that this forum sorely needs. It's as if Eye Gore came back from the dead.

On the other hand, I've never seen Hazel freak when Trump gets insulted.
Oct 13, 2017 12:41 AM
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