Memoirs of Stupid Dreaming Former RT Normie Trans Lesbian Fruit Cake

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I really don't know how to start this, maybe I shouldn't, I was here long ago as a douche cake known as Living Dead Girl, I acted like a weirdo, I was a stupid fucking teen, with no ambition to my dreams and now... I am a stupid dykey trans lesbian who diddles her skittle too much and gets little done anymore. I am worthless I am depraved, hey someone might recognize that...? Wait, no they won't have a god damn clue who I am. But before, like way before, I went androgynous for a bit, called someone a fag, then I got hit with the non friendly end of a bat and realized I was a little bit more than a little weird and hey flash forward I had a fuckin' vaginoplasty and I got up to some totally fucked up shit, and voila, here I am, years later, skrunk as a fuckin' krunk and pretty god damn fucked up at the end of it all and I am a little weary of this shit at 26... V >V don't know what it means? It means my V is better than your V and I am way too fuckin' high.
Apr 21, 2017 1:44 AM
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If Rooby and Kelly had a kid...
Apr 21, 2017 2:12 AM
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Hey can we post gifs? I want to post that "Homer Simpson backing into the hedges" gif.
Apr 21, 2017 2:23 AM
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chunkyloverHey can we post gifs? I want to post that "Homer Simpson backing into the hedges" gif.

I am actually only posting a piece of shit that I know is a piece of shit, so as to mimic grindhouse carry on and do whatever the fuck you want.
Apr 21, 2017 2:43 AM
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PaquitoIf Rooby and Kelly had a kid...

Don't remember Rooby or Kelly, but I remember you. So whatever, be more polite to your fellow veterans. Just don't pretend I am doing anything but posting shit for giggles.
Apr 21, 2017 2:47 AM
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Did you know you can fashion JOLLY RANCHERS into a pipe? I love America.
Apr 21, 2017 2:55 AM
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This is QP, right?
Apr 21, 2017 2:58 AM
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Abbie Anaya
PaquitoIf Rooby and Kelly had a kid...

Don't remember Rooby or Kelly, but I remember you. So whatever, be more polite to your fellow veterans. Just don't pretend I am doing anything but posting shit for giggles.

Apr 21, 2017 3:02 AM
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MeowThis is QP, right?

Not sure, who QP is, but I used to go by Lord Zod
Apr 21, 2017 3:22 AM
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Abbie AnayaI really don't know how to start this, maybe I shouldn't, I was here long ago as a douche cake known as Living Dead Girl, I acted like a weirdo, I was a stupid fucking teen, with no ambition to my dreams and now... I am a stupid dykey trans lesbian who diddles her skittle too much and gets little done anymore. ?I am worthless I am depraved, hey someone might recognize that...? Wait, no they won't have a god damn clue who I am. But before, like way before, I went androgynous for a bit, called someone a fag, then I got hit with the non friendly end of a bat and realized I was a little bit more than a little weird and hey flash forward I had a fuckin' vaginoplasty and I got up to some totally fucked up shit, and voila, here I am, years later, skrunk as a fuckin' krunk and pretty god damn fucked up at the end of it all and I am a little weary of this shit at 26... V >V don't know what it means? It means my V is better than your V and I am way too fuckin' high.

Huh.
Apr 21, 2017 3:26 AM
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Vaginoplasty pics or gtfo
Apr 21, 2017 3:32 AM
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NimChimpskyVaginoplasty pics or gtfo

I never show my pussy pics online.
Apr 21, 2017 3:37 AM
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Do you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.
Apr 21, 2017 3:55 AM
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chunkyloverHey can we post gifs? I want to post that "Homer Simpson backing into the hedges" gif.

I'm picturing it in my head--works fine.
Apr 21, 2017 4:16 AM
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chunkyloverDo you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.

No it's Blogging_Sailor.
Apr 21, 2017 4:17 AM
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What in the fuck.
Apr 21, 2017 4:42 AM
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chunkyloverDo you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.

Who in the fuck is Andie Panda?
Apr 21, 2017 5:10 AM
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Meow
chunkyloverDo you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.

No it's Blogging_Sailor.

No, I might have gone as Queen Bitch at one point, I definitely went as Shoshanna Dreyfuss, (remember Au Revoir Shoshanna), I certainly don't remember anything else, but it has been YEARS.
Apr 21, 2017 5:12 AM
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Abbie Anaya
chunkyloverDo you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.

Who in the fuck is Andie Panda?

She used to work for Fabfunk Triumphant.
Apr 21, 2017 5:14 AM
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Abbie Anaya
Meow
chunkyloverDo you guys remember Andie Panda? I think it's her/him.

No it's Blogging_Sailor.

No, I might have gone as Queen Bitch at one point, I definitely went as Shoshanna Dreyfuss, (remember Au Revoir Shoshanna), I certainly don't remember anything else, but it has been YEARS.

I'm having a hard time placing you, but don't feel bad, I just asked who the fuck Moses is. The fuck is Moses? Mortal Crumpet?
Apr 21, 2017 5:22 AM
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