Whole grain pasta is terrible, and it should be outlawed

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It tastes and looks like cardboard and should be illegal to purchase. I feel very strongly about this. We should discourage the use of whole grain pasta, and its manufacturers should be punished for making terrible, terrible pasta. Barilla will not get away with this.
Apr 15, 2017 12:07 AM
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There's very little wholegrain anything that is fit for human consumption.
Apr 15, 2017 5:36 AM
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theVictorianThere's very little wholegrain anything that is fit for human consumption.

Good point.
"Your honor, my client Mr. Meow only threw a bowling at the victim because he was served whole grain pancakes. It was clearly self defense."
Apr 15, 2017 7:33 AM
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I like whole grain bread.
Apr 16, 2017 1:19 AM
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Only children and the poor don't like whole grain bread.
Apr 16, 2017 1:29 AM
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Infinitus CorsairI like whole grain bread.

Absolutely.
Apr 16, 2017 1:36 AM
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whathaveicreatedOnly children and the poor don't like whole grain bread.

WHIC, fantastic post.
Apr 16, 2017 1:36 AM
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50 grams of fiber every day, guys. Get it.
Apr 16, 2017 1:37 AM
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I still like white bread for PB&Js and grilled-cheese sandwiches, because childhood, but wholegrain bread is best for any other application.

Whole-grain pasta is fine. If it's cooked right I hardly notice a difference.

Sorry, Meow. I had to say it.
Apr 16, 2017 2:04 AM
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I eat whole grain pasta ~ once a week because I do not eat white pasta, bread (of any kind), or white potatoes at home. White pasta is clearly superior, of course. But I get plenty eating at moms and the occasional Italian joint.
Apr 16, 2017 2:11 AM
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I get plenty eating at your mom's, too.
Apr 16, 2017 2:13 AM
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All of you-- every single one of you-- are horrible garbage people.
Apr 16, 2017 3:00 AM
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This thread is about pasta and not bread, you lovely garbage people.
Apr 16, 2017 3:03 AM
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I pretty much only put grape jelly on PB&Js. I mean, it's still OK with strawberry jam or blueberry preserves or whatnot, but it's still best with grape jelly.

This thread is about PB&J sandwiches, right?
Apr 16, 2017 3:10 AM
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And, for the love of god, it has to be chunky peanut butter.
Apr 16, 2017 3:14 AM
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wirthlingAnd, for the love of god, it has to be chunky peanut butter.

Wirthling batting 1.000 in this thread.
Apr 16, 2017 3:17 AM
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wirthlingAnd, for the love of god, it has to be chunky peanut butter.

Wirthling batting 1.000 in this thread.

I'm fine with any peanut butter as long as it's natural. Get the fuck outta here with your Choosy Mom shit.
Apr 16, 2017 3:20 AM
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Apr 16, 2017 3:24 AM
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Meow
Moses
wirthlingAnd, for the love of god, it has to be chunky peanut butter.

Wirthling batting 1.000 in this thread.

I'm fine with any peanut butter as long as it's natural. Get the fuck outta here with your Choosy Mom shit.

I do Planters Crunchy Peanut Butter, and you are welcome to have some, Meow. I also remember that commercial for some reason.
Apr 16, 2017 3:37 AM
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wirthlingAnd, for the love of god, it has to be chunky peanut butter.

Wirthling batting 1.000 in this thread.

I'm fine with any peanut butter as long as it's natural. Get the fuck outta here with your Choosy Mom shit.

I do Planters Crunchy Peanut Butter, and you are welcome to have some, Meow. I also remember that commercial for some reason.

Yuppie MILFs.
Apr 16, 2017 6:26 PM
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