I'm sorry Ke8, but what in the actual fuck?

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Why is Kelly allowed to post here? Besides faking his own suicide and trying to make it look like I inspired it, he also, quite literally, threatened to torture and kill me and several other posters, including Nim. When Nim just mentioned that someone could find out Nim's identity by looking at a politician's twitter feed, Kelly responded that "I was so inclined" meaning that he looked up who Nim is, the poster he, not long ago, threatened to kill.

Am I supposed to think it's cool that a poster on this board is trying to find out the identities of other posters and making physical threats toward them? Or rather, more specifically, me?
Mar 2, 2017 2:55 AM
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While I would be super embarrassed if Kelly were to actually somehow kill me, given his extensive mental and physical shortcomings, I'm forced to admit it's possible--maybe through the use of poison or some other kind of womanly mortificant. It's best we ban Kelly immediately, but mostly because he promised he'd never be back & then came back. That's just dishonest!
Mar 2, 2017 3:19 AM
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NimChimpskyWhile I would be super embarrassed if Kelly were to actually somehow kill me, given his extensive mental and physical shortcomings, I'm forced to admit it's possible--maybe through the use of poison or some other kind of womanly mortificant. It's best we ban Kelly immediately, but mostly because he promised he'd never be back & then came back. That's just dishonest!

I suppose he could spray his blood at you, but who knows if that story was true either?
Mar 2, 2017 3:41 AM
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If I ban Kelly I can't guarantee he won't kill Nim anyway. I mean, I suppose I could go stand watch over Nim 24/7, but I am a moderator not a bodyguard.
Mar 2, 2017 3:46 AM
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King Elessar 8If I ban Kelly I can't guarantee he won't kill Nim anyway. I mean, I suppose I could go stand watch over Nim 24/7, but I am a moderator not a bodyguard.




Mar 2, 2017 3:51 AM
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Ke8 can you give me an actual response that outlines your thinking here?
Mar 2, 2017 3:51 AM
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Give me a link to the thread where he threatens to kill you and/or Nim and I will give it some thought. I vaguely remember reading a comment like that awhile back, but I need a refresher.
Mar 2, 2017 3:57 AM
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Kelly is a subpar poster.
Mar 2, 2017 4:06 AM
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I just realized they're going to close the forums after Kelly kills Nim. Damn it.
Mar 2, 2017 5:13 AM
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If I die, I want Nobby to die, too.
Mar 2, 2017 5:17 AM
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Could we also ban the board's resident paedofurry?
Mar 2, 2017 1:22 PM
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I think his real name is Ulrik von Toonfucker.
Mar 2, 2017 1:39 PM
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theVictorianCould we also ban the board's resident paedofurry?


Hazelrabbit? I have banned him at least 30 times in the past year.
Mar 2, 2017 1:42 PM
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NimChimpskyIf I die, I want Nobby to die, too.

This seems fair.
Mar 2, 2017 1:44 PM
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King Elessar 8Give me a link to the thread where he threatens to kill you and/or Nim and I will give it some thought. I vaguely remember reading a comment like that awhile back, but I need a refresher.

http://forum-origin.rottentomatoes.com/topic/show/1996656?page=32

It's page 32 of the wreckage of america thread. This is also after he said he would kill himself, and then acted as though he had and blamed me for it. But before he replied to Nim letting him know that he had gone out of his way to acquire his real name. Also, do I think I'm in legitimate danger? Probably not. Do I think posters should be allowed to make physical threats about IRL shit and then make a point of gleaning information about the people they are making threats about? No, for fuck's sake. That's completely fucked. We've tolerated Kelly for a lot of garbage, but this is just nuts. To me, anyway. I don't like it. I mean, if a male poster made similar posts toward Rabid, would that be cool?
Mar 2, 2017 9:44 PM
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What's your answer Ke8?
Mar 4, 2017 5:19 PM
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Don't worry, I won't go all Cat Faery on this, but I would like a genuine response.
Mar 4, 2017 5:20 PM
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So he deleted the post? Did he do this at the time or was this a recent deletion? Either way, he must have known he had been quoted. Besides threatening to murder posters, what is the argument for banning him?
Mar 4, 2017 5:31 PM
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I guess the first post lays it out pretty well. Sigh.
Mar 4, 2017 5:33 PM
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How long before there are only three of us left?
Mar 4, 2017 5:35 PM
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