How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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May 18, 2017 2:09 AM
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Scott Lefler(Dead Sea Scrolls) http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectiv...aspx?id=387754

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May 25, 2017 4:11 AM
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Why hast Goog forsaken thee?
May 25, 2017 4:26 AM
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Scott Lefler
Scott Lefler(Dead Sea Scrolls) http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectiv...aspx?id=387754

The link appears to be broken.

I would take this as a sign you have offended God in some way. Just be happy it only resulted in a broken link rather than being turned into a pillar of salt.

My suggestion, to make yourself square with the almighty: sacrifice a bull. The OT makes it pretty clear he loves the smell of burning animals.
May 25, 2017 4:41 AM
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Scott, did God tell you to paste all those lies about tilapia on your facebook page?
May 25, 2017 4:46 AM
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BigwigScott, did God tell you to paste all those lies about tilapia on your facebook page?

You need to explain this bro.
May 25, 2017 5:20 AM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

If they knew what they were reading, they would believe the Bible. ?
May 29, 2017 4:44 AM
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I don't know about you guys but I could really go for a satanic fisting orgy or some waffles right about now. Either one, I'm down.
May 29, 2017 5:40 AM
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MeowI don't know about you guys but I could really go for a satanic fisting orgy or some waffles right about now. Either one, I'm down.


Sounds good. Let's slather on the butter and fill some holes with hot, sticky syrup.
May 29, 2017 5:57 AM
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ej
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Scott Lefler
wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

If they knew what they were reading, they would believe the Bible. ?

I remember that one time when I got to the final line "May the grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's holy people," meditated on that thought for a long, deliberate moment, closed the book on that final page of the New Testament, then looked over at my brother and was like "I thought you said this was Maze Runner VI: The Fever Code."
May 29, 2017 9:31 AM
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Jun 7, 2017 2:49 PM
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ej
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Scott LeflerArchaeological Support The Bible:
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https://answersingenesis.org/archaeology/does-archaeology-support-the-bible/

Wait, so you're saying that people who wrote about places, people and customs during a certain era actually wrote about them in a way that reflected the reality of the time? Fuck archeology and laboriously digging shit up, man, I've got empirical evidence right in front of me that the entire John Grisham oeuvre is nonfiction.

Back me up here, IC: There actually are lawyers today who, Mitch McDeere-ly, wear suits and ties to work and then before hitting the gym change into t-shirts emblazoned with "LAWDOG" across the chest, right?
Jun 7, 2017 4:06 PM
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ej
Scott LeflerArchaeological Support The Bible:
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https://answersingenesis.org/archaeology/does-archaeology-support-the-bible/

Wait, so you're saying that people who wrote about places, people and customs during a certain era actually wrote about them in a way that reflected the reality of the time? Fuck archeology and laboriously digging shit up, man, I've got empirical evidence right in front of me that the entire John Grisham oeuvre is nonfiction.

Back me up here, IC: There actually are lawyers today who, Mitch McDeere-ly, wear suits and ties to work and then before hitting the gym change into t-shirts emblazoned with "LAWDOG" across the chest, right?

Pretty sure I saw this back up in the nonfiction documentary Law Dawgz although the difference in spelling gives me pause. No wait! EJ!

Paws
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Jun 7, 2017 5:05 PM
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DID JESUS RISE FROM THE DEAD:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3mBFsfdYU?
Jun 14, 2017 2:48 AM
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Today I wasted time by reading an article about the hunt for the first video of someone putting a fidget spinner on their erection. Scott, would you like a link to the article? It's possible to masturbate to it, FYI.
Jun 14, 2017 3:02 AM
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MeowToday I wasted time by reading an article about the hunt for the first video of someone putting a fidget spinner on their erection. Scott, would you like a link to the article? It's possible to masturbate to it, FYI.

Meow, do you want to be buried next to each other?
Jun 14, 2017 3:12 AM
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Moses
MeowToday I wasted time by reading an article about the hunt for the first video of someone putting a fidget spinner on their erection. Scott, would you like a link to the article? It's possible to masturbate to it, FYI.

Meow, do you want to be buried next to each other?

Yes. Yes I do.
Jun 14, 2017 3:36 AM
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Oh, Scott, here's the article! It's super safe for work.

(Everyone not Scott-- it's not safe for work.)

http://gizmodo.com/at-the-end-of-the-nsfw-fidget-spinner-rainbow-this-guy-1796061042
Jun 14, 2017 3:37 AM
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Scott is still posting? Ugh. If I want to hear about religion, I'll consult Hammerogod

Oh wait...he's dead
Jun 17, 2017 12:48 AM
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EpitoooozyScott is still posting? Ugh. If I want to hear about religion, I'll consult Hammerogod

Oh wait...he's dead

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

[font=Verdana]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrVFa5IzKTw[/font]
Jun 24, 2017 5:19 AM
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