How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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I think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.
Apr 8, 2017 3:40 AM
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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE - that's an easy one. Just get rich while you are alive and once you die, you simply pay god to let you in. That's the same policy like any other decent club has, keeping the bums out.
Apr 10, 2017 3:31 PM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.
Apr 15, 2017 4:20 AM
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Scott Lefler
wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

It has some good bits, admittedly.
Apr 15, 2017 5:30 AM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

It has some good bits, admittedly.

Haha, Biblehub.
Apr 15, 2017 7:39 AM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

It has some good bits, admittedly.

I prefer this one.

Though I suspect it doesn't get read very often in fundamentalist churches.
Apr 15, 2017 12:16 PM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

It has some good bits, admittedly.

I prefer this one.

Though I suspect it doesn't get read very often in fundamentalist churches.

Everyone loves a donkey dick.

This is fun too.
Apr 15, 2017 1:48 PM
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MeowIs my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

No one is going to be talking or having any sort of a good time in hell. ?It's misery and despair and no hope of ever getting out for ever.

I am high I think I am as close to actual heaven as anyone in this world is going to get, then again I am also pretty fucked up, I saw a guy die on my doorstep screamed and ran inside, then I didn't come out for a year, true story.
Apr 20, 2017 11:03 AM
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Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of.
Apr 20, 2017 6:37 PM
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Bitch, there is only one way to heaven and it is this... Ya see a bright light? Say fuck you whitey, then you flash them your pussy and a guy comes up to you and it turns out he's a little weird and he has both, you deny his dick, but tell him to tuck it, and make himself look girly then you consider fucking him and you realize, holy shit, you're Jesus fucking Christ and then he pimp slaps you, you get into a fight, and if you when then you get to go to heaven but what the fuck do I know I am on a lot of shit.
Apr 21, 2017 1:49 AM
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Scott Lefler
wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll.
Apr 25, 2017 1:03 AM
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wirthlingI think most of the people who post here are atheists because they have read the bible.

Reading the Bible is a good thing.

Please take the time to read this first post and vote in the poll.

How do you expect people to read and respond to your post when you refuse to read and respond to my post about how you're of the devil?
Apr 25, 2017 1:29 PM
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Did we ever figure out how to get to heaven when we die? The first post was too long so I skipped it.

For the record, I've already accepted there is no god but God and Mohammed is his prophet. I'm reasonably certain that was the gist of post #1.
Apr 26, 2017 3:20 AM
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