How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD EVER DO AND IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN? (Click ?Read More? Below To Continue)

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. That?s because you must be perfect in order to get to heaven. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

3. If you will Admit to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, Believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead and Accept Him as your Lord and Savior and you will be forgiven and taken to heaven to be with Him when you die.

Joh 1:12 ?But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name?

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus, believing in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and placing your trust in Him. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.
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Jesus will kill us all.
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Check out this dude's facebook page.
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If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. ?

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism. ?

Why? If I am on my way to heaven, I don't need to do this.
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I've heard St. Peter can be bribed with a quick handy behind the pearly gates.
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Is my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.
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MeowIs my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

No one is going to be talking or having any sort of a good time in hell. ?It's misery and despair and no hope of ever getting out for ever.
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It sounds pretty legit, but I'd like to hear Satan's offer before making any long term commitments.
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MeowIs my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

No one is going to be talking or having any sort of a good time in hell. ?It's misery and despair and no hope of ever getting out for ever.

Hell doesn't sound like much fun. I think I'll go to Narnia instead.
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MeowIs my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

No one is going to be talking or having any sort of a good time in hell. ?It's misery and despair and no hope of ever getting out for ever.

Hell doesn't sound like much fun. I think I'll go to Narnia instead.


The Preservation Of Scripture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkQ1szEvLQ
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MeowIs my man ej going to heaven? Cuz I'd rather skip salvation if I can't shoot the shit with my bros for eternity. ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

No one is going to be talking or having any sort of a good time in hell. ?It's misery and despair and no hope of ever getting out for ever.

Hell doesn't sound like much fun. I think I'll go to Narnia instead.


The Preservation Of Scripture: ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkQ1szEvLQ

A few minutes in and the youtube presenter is flat out lying (or is badly misinformed) about manuscript agreement in extant early Christian texts. Why this is brought up is anyone's guess.

When I'm suffering the torments of hell and am being forced to suck Satan's cock, how will Jehova keep me from enjoying it? I'm worried I might enjoy Satan's throbbing member in my mouth. Isn't that a no-no?
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Was I the only one to check out Scott's facebook page?
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Meow ej, let me know where you are re: being saved.

You know well, damn well, that this place is just Hell's waiting room.
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Please take the time to read this first post.
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Please take the time to read this post.

Thanks for reading my post.
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Scott LeflerPlease take the time to read this first post.

Which first post?
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The first post, the last post....

Jesus is the one with the gun.
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4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. ?In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. ?

You wouldn't happen to know the formula for praying my way into Valinor, would you? I mean, I'm sure heaven is nice, but I really want to meet the elves.
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4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ free gift of salvation pray this to God from your heart:

"Dear Lord Jesus, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. ?In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you have placed your faith in Jesus Christ and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven. ?

You wouldn't happen to know the formula for praying my way into Valinor, would you? I mean, I'm sure heaven is nice, but I really want to meet the elves.

Auberine, pump the brakes a bit. Scott's your kind of guy. His denomination believes that the communion wafer literally is the body of Baby Jesus.

Mmmmm. Well done and slathered in ketchup!
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So this is what it takes to get Aubergine to post. A spam post about Jesus.
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