Dead Pool 2017

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You know how this shit works, 10 people who will die this year. No fucking winners or points though, you sick bastards.
Jan 3, 2017 3:57 AM
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1. Billy Graham
2. Queen Elizabeth II
3. Robert Mugabe
4. David Rockefeller
5. Pope Benedict XVI
6. Hosni Mubarak
7. George H.W. Bush
8. Prince Phillip
9. Donald Trump
10. Henry Kissinger

Bonus Suicide: Bill Cosby
Jan 3, 2017 4:02 AM
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1. Nichelle Nicols
2. Jim Davis
3. Ellen Burstyn
4. Chuck Berry
5. Jimmy Carter
6. Christopher Lloyd
7. Christo
8. Linda Lavin
9. Caroll Spinney
10. Mel Brooks

Suicide bonus: OJ Simpson
Jan 3, 2017 4:19 AM
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KE8, there's a bonus slot for suicides this year. Someone like Katherine Heigl,whose career has disappeared, who'll be found 3 weeks later, devoured by her cats.
Jan 3, 2017 7:22 AM
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I'll just blatantly rip of Booze's list


1. The Superstar Billy Graham
2. Queen guitarist Brian May
3. Zimbabwe People First party leader and former VP of Zimbabwe Joice Mujuru
4. David Rockefeller Jr.
5. Benedict Cumberbatch
6. Suzanne Mubarak
7. George W. Bush
8. Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester
9. Hillary Clinton
10. KISS Singer Gene Simmons

Bonus Suicide: Former NFL star convicted of drugging and raping women in 4 different states, Darren Sharper
Jan 3, 2017 3:31 PM
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1. Betty White
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Stephen Breyer
4. John Goodman
5. Kirk Douglas
6. Margaret Atwood
7. Paul McCartney
8. Barbara Bush
9. Lorne Michaels
10. Stevie Nicks

Bonus suicide: Kanye West
Jan 3, 2017 6:38 PM
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1. Ke8 (you know...)
2. Booze (booze)
3. Hobo Joe (cancer)
4. Caesar (death by cop)
5. Rabid (fatness)
6. Nim (misplaced hate crime by a homophobe)
7. Meow (accurate hate crime)
8. Trump (assassin/hero)
9. David Bowie (cancer)
10. Fab Funk (Tiggs)

Bonus suicide: me (I'll just off myself if I'm close to winning to seal the deal)
Jan 3, 2017 6:59 PM
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1. Queen Elizabeth
2. Stan Lee
3. Bill Cosby
4. Donald Trump
5. Mike Ditka
6. Anthony Kennedy
7. Betty White
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Aretha Franklin
10. Chuck Berry

Bonus Suicide: Stealing Nim's-- Yeezy.
Jan 3, 2017 7:00 PM
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Can we make it so that Zuben can't commit the hate crime? Like, if someone is going to off me, I'd like it to be authentic. Some stranger accurately sized up my faggotry.
Jan 3, 2017 7:02 PM
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MeowCan we make it so that Zuben can't commit the hate crime? Like, if someone is going to off me, I'd like it to be authentic. Some stranger accurately sized up my faggotry.

I'm pretty sure a standard rule in every dead pool is that you get no points if you kill someone yourself.
Jan 3, 2017 7:04 PM
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And booze said no points anyway, which sucks. If I am not going to benefit in some way from celebrities croaking, what the hell is the point?
Jan 3, 2017 7:08 PM
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1. Roy
2. Criss Angel
3. David Blane
4. Penn
5. Siegfried
6. Teller
7. Ricky Jay
8. The Amazing Johnathan
9. David Copperfield
10. The ghost of Harry Houdini

Bonus mass murder/suicide: The haunted piano at the Magic Castle in an apparent attempt to free itself from years of slavery.
Jan 3, 2017 8:28 PM
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1. Stag Larsson
2. Chest Tanpipes
3. Stagg Larrson
4. Scrunt Thickloins
5. Loin Scruntpipes
6. Lunk Dumbhair
7. Bobe Ridges
8. Chisel Ironpenis
9. Sheen Velvetscrotum
9.5 Lank Honeydripper
10. Homeboi "The Dutch Asshole" Homerekker

Bonus suicide: Kirk Cameron
Jan 3, 2017 8:59 PM
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ej1. Stag Larsson
2. Chest Tanpipes
3. Stagg Larrson
4. Scrunt Thickloins
5. Loin Scruntpipes
6. Lunk Dumbhair
7. Bobe Ridges
8. Chisel Ironpenis
9. Sheen Velvetscrotum
9.5 Lank Honeydripper
10. Homeboi "The Dutch Asshole" Homerekker

Bonus suicide: Kirk Cameron

I sure hope Grout Beefpecs makes it through.
Jan 3, 2017 9:04 PM
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2016 didn't kill me but it did put me in the hospital for four days over the New Years weekend just as one last fuck-you on its way out. I thought about making a Tiggs-esque "Guess My Malady" game thread but posting is pretty taxing at this point so I will cut the contest short: Vertigo. Vertigo fucking sucks.
Jan 4, 2017 12:12 AM
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wirthling2016 didn't kill me but it did put me in the hospital for four days over the New Years weekend just as one last fuck-you on its way out. I thought about making a Tiggs-esque "Guess My Malady" game thread but posting is pretty taxing at this point so I will cut the contest short: Vertigo. Vertigo fucking sucks.


Sorry, buddy. Silver lining: no chance you'll be standing or walking when it hits.
Jan 4, 2017 12:29 AM
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wirthling2016 didn't kill me but it did put me in the hospital for four days over the New Years weekend just as one last fuck-you on its way out. I thought about making a Tiggs-esque "Guess My Malady" game thread but posting is pretty taxing at this point so I will cut the contest short: Vertigo. Vertigo fucking sucks.


Try sitting on the floor as you watch TV.
Jan 4, 2017 12:50 AM
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wirthling2016 didn't kill me but it did put me in the hospital for four days over the New Years weekend just as one last fuck-you on its way out. I thought about making a Tiggs-esque "Guess My Malady" game thread but posting is pretty taxing at this point so I will cut the contest short: Vertigo. Vertigo fucking sucks.


Watch out for The Birds. Lololololololol.
Jan 4, 2017 12:50 AM
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1. That guy that jumps off buildings into pools
2. Celebrity everyone loves
3. The Dallas Cowboys
4. Mike Pence
5. Mr. Peanutbutter
6. Celebrity everyone loves (India)
7 and 8. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg (murder-suicide)
9. Celebrity gorilla (non-Harambe division)
10. Post-rapture Jesus Christ

Bonus suicide (non-murder-suicide, more of a Heaven's Gate thing): The cast of Fuller House
Jan 4, 2017 2:15 AM
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We lost Derek Parfit, a brilliant and important philosopher. Big

A NYT profile from a few years ago:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/09/05/how-to-be-good


Jan 4, 2017 8:00 AM
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