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Bam Margera looks like his dad now.

Apr 19, 2017 8:56 PM
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MeowJuicero is a juicer that costs $400 and does not give you a rim job while you wait for it to juice $5 packets of fruits and vegetables. It's, like, the most Silicon Valley thing coming out of Silicon Valley. It used to cost $700 but I guess they wanted more peasants to enjoy their juice. Juice for the people! You no longer have to squeeze that orange using your forehead!

Anyway, instead of spending hundreds on a juicer that for some reason requires an internet connection, you can buy the packets and just squeeze em with your hands.

I saw this. Fucking hilarious.
Apr 19, 2017 9:10 PM
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MeowJuicero is a juicer that costs $400 and does not give you a rim job while you wait for it to juice $5 packets of fruits and vegetables. It's, like, the most Silicon Valley thing coming out of Silicon Valley. It used to cost $700 but I guess they wanted more peasants to enjoy their juice. Juice for the people! You no longer have to squeeze that orange using your forehead!

Anyway, instead of spending hundreds on a juicer that for some reason requires an internet connection, you can buy the packets and just squeeze em with your hands.


"The creator of Juicero is something of a luminary in the world of juicing."

Fuck yeah.
Apr 19, 2017 9:38 PM
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You can get some pretty good cold press from a grocery store that doesn't come with DRM. Fucking juice has DRM.
Apr 19, 2017 10:49 PM
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DRM?
Apr 20, 2017 2:31 AM
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BigwigDRM?

Double rim massage, probably.
Apr 20, 2017 2:50 AM
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Why not go for triple?
Apr 20, 2017 2:52 AM
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BigwigDRM?


Would you pirate a frappuccino?
Apr 20, 2017 3:07 AM
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MosesBam Margera looks like his dad now.


Cool. Someone should burst in on him using the john and beat the shit out of him.
Apr 20, 2017 5:02 AM
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MeowYou can get some pretty good cold press from a grocery store that doesn't come with DRM. Fucking juice has DRM.

The dumbest thing about shit like this is that it actually makes any competitor who openly advertises a product without the limits you're paying to enforce a vastly more attractive option.

Apparently there are already companies in China selling DRM-spoofing boards for things like John Deere tractors.
Apr 20, 2017 5:40 AM
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MosesBam Margera looks like his dad now.


Cool. Someone should burst in on him using the john and beat the shit out of him.

I spent a couple hours early on a Saturday morning a few years ago watching Phil Margera on a television show where celebrities lose weight. Initially, I started watching it because I noticed that Tulsan Gary Busey was one of the celebs. I learned quickly that hanging out with Busey is a complete fucking chore. He's insufferable. However, Phil Margera is a goddamn delight. The big take away from that morning's viewing was my enjoyment in seeing just how nice a man Phil is. Also, he absolutely crushed the other contestants on that show. It was Busey, Jackee Harry...and various celebrities of that type. Phil destroyed them.
Apr 20, 2017 6:01 AM
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BigwigDRM?

Digital rights management.
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Apr 21, 2017 10:37 AM
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I was out of town for a few weeks, and came home to find a squirrel in my apartment. It popped out of the tub when I was on the toilet taking a dump and was running around my bathroom knocking things over. I had to open all the doors and windows and basically bat it out with a broomstick like it was a hockey puck.
Apr 22, 2017 4:35 PM
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In the subsection named The Whatever (sub)Thread, we have the French presidential elections today.
Apr 23, 2017 11:23 AM
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Clear nail polish = perfect solution for a deeply embedded hangnail.
Apr 23, 2017 4:45 PM
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DyneI was out of town for a few weeks, and came home to find a squirrel in my apartment. It popped out of the tub when I was on the toilet taking a dump and was running around my bathroom knocking things over. I had to open all the doors and windows and basically bat it out with a broomstick like it was a hockey puck.

You're lucky. If you had gotten home later it probably would have destroyed your place in a panic, shredding furniture and shitting everywhere.
Apr 24, 2017 4:03 AM
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DyneI was out of town for a few weeks, and came home to find a squirrel in my apartment. It popped out of the tub when I was on the toilet taking a dump and was running around my bathroom knocking things over. I had to open all the doors and windows and basically bat it out with a broomstick like it was a hockey puck.

You're lucky. If you had gotten home later it probably would have destroyed your place in a panic, shredding furniture and shitting everywhere.

Long story = short, apparently an HVAC guy forgot to replace a filter he took off the apartment heating system, and all manner of creature could get in and out. I am on the top floor, and was closest to the opening, and haven't turned the heat on since it's got warmer. I discovered this when a big ass bird woke me up as it crawled through my ventilation shaft at 6 am and busted out of my heating unit later that weekend. Basically my apartment is like jumanji. I bet the squirrel had free access the whole time, and thought it had scored a sweet ass pad. Interestingly, no mice or rats found their way in. I hope.
Apr 24, 2017 8:05 PM
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A squirrel got into the house of my parent's friends while they were away for a month. They returned to literally thousands of dollars worth of damage and a squirrel corpse.
Apr 24, 2017 8:13 PM
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Squirrels do love heroin.
Apr 24, 2017 8:56 PM
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